Mount Moist Plinth – TURNIP TEEZ

Must Be Decaf – A Very Mouthy Mug

TURNIP TEEZ — Sun, 19 Oct 2025 20:20:54 +0000

WOOD MORNING, BIRCHES!!

Not every mug can handle this level of attitude. The Must Be Decaf edition of the Very Mouthy Mug is for those who don’t need to tone it down before the caffeine kicks in.

Say it. Sip it. Mean it.

This is the mug for mornings when the truth tastes better black and the company needs a thicker skin. Printed on 11, 15 or 20 oz of pure ceramic sass, ready to hold whatever gets you through your day—espresso, tea, or unfiltered honesty.

Dishwasher safe. Mouth optional.

Two things to remember; Filters are for coffee and the perfect day starts with a Wood Morning.

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Very Mouthy Wood Morning

TURNIP TEEZ — Sat, 18 Oct 2025 11:11:36 +0000

They say silence is golden—but this shirt isn’t. It’s bold, brash, and a little bit cheeky. Whether you’re mouthing off at brunch, whispering sweet nothings, or simply sipping something strong, this tee says it all for you.

Soft cotton. Big energy. Perfectly balanced between “coffee-house cute” and “after-hours naughty.”

Part of the Wood Morning Coffee Cabin collection. 100% satisfaction not guaranteed—but highly likely.

TL;DR: For when your filter’s off but your style’s on.

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We Dip the Whole Donut

TURNIP TEEZ — Wed, 12 Mar 2025 08:20:56 +0000

When we dip your donut at the Wood Morning Coffee Cabin ....we DIP your whole donut! We frost from "edge to edge" and "rim to rim" -- every last detail is important to us. We take our baking seriously and yet for some reason... the "w" keeps falling off these t-shirts and yet they remain so popular! Read the "hole" story below.

Wood Morning B ‘n B

TURNIP TEEZ — Tue, 18 Feb 2025 09:20:41 +0000

Sorry, that is not a Bed 'n Breakfast... that is Brew 'n Bate. On Mount Moist Plinth we all believe that the perfect day starts with a wood morning. And that a wood morning starts with a stiff brew. Start your day, afternoon or evening (we don't judge when), off right with a strong stiff Brew 'n Bate.

Got Brew?

TURNIP TEEZ — Sun, 26 Jan 2025 09:20:57 +0000

Steam curls from your mug as you take that first sip, the morning still quiet except for the crackle of the fire. ‘Got Brew?’ it asks. You smirk. Oh, you’ve got brew, and maybe a little something extra. Whether it’s coffee, tea, or something stronger, this camp-ready mug is as solid as your best adventure plans. Sip, savour, and start the day right—wherever the trail takes you.

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Got Hood?

TURNIP TEEZ — Sun, 26 Jan 2025 09:20:41 +0000

The fire’s dying down, the stars are out, and the chill in the air? Not a problem. You pull up your hood, hands tucked into the deep kangaroo pocket, feeling as snug as the last log in the fire.

Whether you’re gathered around the lodge, heading out for a late-night wander, or just settling in with a warm drink, this hoodie’s got you covered—literally. Thick, cozy, and made to last. Because when you’ve got hood, you’ve got everything you need.

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Got Wood?

TURNIP TEEZ — Sun, 26 Jan 2025 09:20:35 +0000

You step out of the cabin, the morning air crisp against your skin. Campfire smoke lingers, and the scent of fresh coffee calls from the Wood Morning Coffee Cabin. You toss on your favourite tee—the one that always gets a knowing smirk or a chuckle. ‘Got Wood?’ it asks. You do.

The perfect shirt for chopping logs, pitching tents, or just sparking conversation by the fire. Soft, durable, and built to last, like the best camp stories.

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Woodie Hoodie 2025 – The Wilbur

TURNIP TEEZ — Sun, 19 Jan 2025 09:20:54 +0000

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• Traceability:
– Weaving—Pakistan
– Dyeing—Pakistan
– Manufacturing—Pakistan
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Wood Morning Woodie Tartan Pullover

TURNIP TEEZ — Sat, 18 Jan 2025 21:20:41 +0000

Start your day the Wood Morning way with this premium-quality, cozy pullover. Designed to be your ultimate companion, whether you’re hiking the hills, sipping coffee at the cabin, or lounging around in style. This pullover combines timeless tartan style with modern comfort, featuring soft, breathable fabric and a tailored fit that makes it a versatile must-have. Whether you're braving the outdoors or just enjoying a laid-back morning, it offers the warmth and durability you can count on

Whispering Birches Swim Club

TURNIP TEEZ — Sat, 16 Mar 2024 00:20:44 +0000

Calling The Whispering Birches Swim Club at The Lodge on Mount Moist Plinth.

No need to be an avid swimmer but an appreciation for a sexy swimsuit or a man in a sexy swimsuit sure helps!

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