piss – TURNIP TEEZ

FLAG IT Yellow

TURNIP TEEZ — Sun, 18 Aug 2024 20:20:13 +0000

Have some fresh fun while you Stand & Model in the Essen Ehm **FLAG IT** tee—a bold new twist on a classic symbol. Yellow; the OG colour that started this collection. Read more about that, here.

4U2PN2 MECH GREY

TURNIP TEEZ — Sun, 10 Mar 2024 18:20:34 +0000

Looking for a piss top with some wit?

1. Wear this shirt. (after purchase of course)
2. Frequent favourite establishment of entertainment
3. Unhinge jaw.
4. Stand in visible spot.
5. Enjoy.

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META 4 4U2PN2

TURNIP TEEZ — Sun, 10 Mar 2024 18:20:34 +0000

Looking for a piss top with some personality?

1. Wear this shirt. (after purchase of course)
2. Frequent favourite establishment of entertainment
3. Unhinge jaw.
4. Stand in visible spot.
5. Enjoy.

[tt_hiker_short]

[tt_hiker_long]

[tt_wanna_flagit]

4U2PN2 MECH ORANGE

TURNIP TEEZ — Sun, 10 Mar 2024 18:20:32 +0000

Looking for a piss top with some wit? Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm. 1. Wear this shirt. (after purchase of course) 2. Frequent favourite establishment of entertainment 3. Unhinge jaw. 4. Stand in visible spot. 5. Enjoy. [tt_hiker_short]

Rain On Me

TURNIP TEEZ — Mon, 10 Jul 2023 20:20:45 +0000

Inspired by a very unexpected parking brake malfunction, a fire hydrant and one very expected desert flirtation.

WHAT MAKES THIS T-SHIRT COOL

Moisture-friendly cotton blend
Designed for impact. And aftermath.
Looks innocent. Isn’t.
Pairs well with short shorts, bad decisions, and overnight stays
A shirt designed to get drenched, worn with pride, and with a lot of intention.

Where The Hose At?

TURNIP TEEZ — Mon, 10 Jul 2023 20:20:04 +0000

Simple question. Where the host at, boys? Don't just stand there. Model! You are the masterpiece. Intrigued by our other colour schemes? Drop a line and talk to TURNIP. [tt_hiker_short]