So You Think You Have What It Takes to Be Canadian?
The Duck Duck Collection
Sure, you say you love the great outdoors. You think you can handle a bit of snow. But have you ever been chased down the street by an angry Canada Goose just for existing? Have you ever been late to school because a moose refused to move off your driveway? Have you ever tried to explain to someone that yes, we say “sorry” a lot, but no, it does not mean we’re actually sorry?
Being Canadian isn’t just about maple syrup and politeness—it’s about survival. It’s about knowing that the real apex predator of the north isn’t a bear—it’s a goose that feels mildly disrespected. It’s about understanding that a moose will always have the right of way, and that the simple act of walking home can turn into an extreme sport.
If you’ve faced these trials and lived to tell the tale, congratulations—you’ve earned the right to rock Duck Duck Moose, Duck Duck Goose, and Duck Duck Canuck. And if you haven’t? Well… good luck.
Duck Duck Moose. You see, our geese aren’t your average fluffy farm birds. Canadian wildlife doesn’t mess around. Try tapping a Canada Goose on the head and you’ll quickly learn that they are the final boss of the animal kingdom.
That’s why, in Canada, we’ve adapted—Duck Duck Moose. A game of strategy, reflexes, and the sheer will to live as a 900-pound moose decides you’re it.
Duck Duck Goose—a childhood game of speed, strategy, and the fine art of betrayal. But in Canada, this isn’t just a game. It’s survival training.
And yes, we illustrated this as a dinosaur. Because honestly? That’s about the best way to capture the sheer, unrelenting ire of a Canada Goose.
Duck Duck Canuck. The most unpredictable of them all. You might think you’re just tapping a friendly Canadian on the head, but in a true Canuck twist, they might apologize, offer you a Timbit, or—if you catch them in a playoff season—start a hockey game…
It’s all about timing.
