STRIP TEEZ.
Simple. Strip. Teez.
After that, the rest is up to you.
Each t-shirt is durable, yet soft and comfy. Just like all TURNIP TEEZ.
Strip TEEZ
$66.00
Sometimes a Strip TEEZ is all it takes to get what you want or need.
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C Word T-Shirt
$66.00
Some words get you in trouble. This one gets you a round of applause in the Great White North.
Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remind the world that not all C-words are created equal.
Duck Duck Goose T-Shirt
$66.00
Duck Duck Goose—a childhood game of speed, strategy, and the fine art of betrayal. But in Canada, this isn’t just a game. It’s survival training.
And yes, we illustrated this as a dinosaur. Because honestly? That’s about the best way to capture the sheer, unrelenting ire of a Canada Goose.
Duck Duck Goose Mug
$26.00 – $28.00
If you grew up in Canada, you already know the risks: Walk too close to a goose? Mistake. Try to befriend it? Foolish. Lock eyes for too long? You’ve already lost.
You see, in most places, a goose is just an overly confident duck. But in Canada? A Canada Goose is a living, breathing hazard. A territorial nightmare.
Duck Duck Canuck Mug
$26.00 – $28.00
Duck Duck Canuck. The most unpredictable of them all. You might think you're just tapping a friendly Canadian on the head, but in a true Canuck twist, they might apologize, offer you a Timbit, or—if you catch them in a playoff season...
