WOOD MORNING
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Wood Morning
collection
Must Be Decaf – A Very Mouthy Mug
Price range: $26.00 through $30.00Very Mouthy Wood Morning
$66.00We Dip the Whole Donut
$70.00Wood Morning B ‘n B
$28.00Got Brew?
$30.00
See Word
$66.00
14 Down: See word (4 letters)
Think you know the word? Use it as your coupon code between now and 30 September 2024 and see if your guess qualifies for a discount! Good Luck!
Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum
$66.00
Binary’s for code. Life’s lived in the spectrum.
This tee isn’t about fitting in — it’s about standing out, signalling your beat to those tuned into your frequency. Drum loud. The right ones will hear it.
This tee isn’t about fitting in — it’s about standing out, signalling your beat to those tuned into your frequency. Drum loud. The right ones will hear it.
Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum
Price range: $30.00 through $32.00
Your spectrum. Your power. Your mug.
Fuel up with whatever gets your neurons firing and your queer superpowers activated. Binary may be for code, but your truth lives in full colour — and this mug gets it.
Fuel up with whatever gets your neurons firing and your queer superpowers activated. Binary may be for code, but your truth lives in full colour — and this mug gets it.
Woodie Hoodie 2025 – The Wilbur
$118.00
The wait is over! Introducing "WILBUR" -- our Woodie Hoodie for 2025!
Order yours before January 2025 is over and get FREE SHIPPING!
LEM SYN
premium
Missile Slut
$66.00
When it is all about longevity and keeping your own ass alive....drop them missiles!
LEM SYN DETOX High End Stainless Steel Beverage Vessel
$58.00
Citrozens enjoy hot and cold drinks on the go with this stylish stainless steel tumbler!
Detox – Hot Beverage Tumbler
$63.00
DETOX and maintain a healthy and sour Lemonade Syndicate disposition.
Premium Air Insulated Beverage Vessel
$36.00
A smart Citrozen always starts their day with their favourite beverage. Take yours with you on your adventures and keep yourself warm!
PINK
spread kindness - change lives
The Pink T-Shirt
$66.00
This is what started it all. The PINK T-Shirt.
Wear PINK. Spread KINDNESS. Change LIVES.
The Green T-Shirt
$66.00
Green isn’t just a colour—it’s a commitment. A commitment to sustainability, to mental health advocacy, to environmental responsibility, and to standing with those affected by kidney disease.
It’s a symbol of renewal, resilience, and the power of collective action.