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We Dip the Whole Donut

$70.00
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Wood Morning B ‘n B

$28.00
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Got Brew?

$30.00
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Got Hood?

$118.00
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Got Wood?

$66.00

Essen Ehm

don't just stand there

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FLAG IT Brown

$66.00
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Still Trans

$66.00
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Top Bolt

$66.00
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UVGAWT … Two More Wishes

$66.00
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Get Your Noodie On Hiker T-Shirt

$66.00

See Word

$66.00
14 Down: See word (4 letters) Think you know the word? Use it as your coupon code between now and 30 September 2024 and see if your guess qualifies for a discount! Good Luck!
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Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum

$66.00
Binary’s for code. Life’s lived in the spectrum.
This tee isn’t about fitting in — it’s about standing out, signalling your beat to those tuned into your frequency. Drum loud. The right ones will hear it.
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Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum

$30.00 – $32.00
Your spectrum. Your power. Your mug.
Fuel up with whatever gets your neurons firing and your queer superpowers activated. Binary may be for code, but your truth lives in full colour — and this mug gets it.
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The Woodie Hoodie 2025 - Heritage Pullover from The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin

Woodie Hoodie 2025 – The Wilbur

$118.00
The wait is over! Introducing "WILBUR" -- our Woodie Hoodie for 2025! Order yours before January 2025 is over and get FREE SHIPPING!
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The Duck - Essen Ehm
Wanna Ink?
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Essen Ehm - Wanna Ink?
Premium Air Crew Pullover Hoodies - 100% Cotton face, super comfy and soft.

LEM SYN

premium

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Soothe – Hot Beverage Tumbler

$63.00
Soothe and maintain a healthy and sour Lemonade Syndicate disposition.
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LEM SYN AVNV High End Ceramic Beverage Vessel

$30.00
Ideal and practical for hot and cold beverages.
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Missile Slut

$66.00
When it is all about longevity and keeping your own ass alive....drop them missiles!
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Blip Blip Beep Beep Mug

$26.00
Do you blip before you beep?
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Major Torque Imbalance T-Shirt

$66.00
A wise woman once said, and some would argue a little too late, she said; "and now a warning...". Perhaps this t-shirt might serve as a better warning! Wink!

PINK

spread kindness - change lives

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The Purple T-Shirt

$66.00
This PURPLE Wear PINK Label Tee is designed for those who believe in action. Whether you’re raising awareness for domestic violence survivors, supporting epilepsy research, advocating for LGBTQ+ youth, or amplifying the fight against pancreatic cancer—this shirt is a reminder that small actions can spark big change.
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The Yellow T-Shirt

$60.25 – $69.00
WEAR YELLOW – A SYMBOL OF HOPE, SUPPORT, AND REMEMBRANCE Yellow is a vibrant and uplifting colour, often associated with hope, optimism, and awareness. Wearing yellow signifies solidarity with various important causes that aim to bring attention, support, and change to critical issues.
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The Green T-Shirt

$66.00
Green isn’t just a colour—it’s a commitment. A commitment to sustainability, to mental health advocacy, to environmental responsibility, and to standing with those affected by kidney disease. It’s a symbol of renewal, resilience, and the power of collective action.  
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Gay AF by Wear PINK

$66.00
Don't tell me to not say GAY - I am GAY AF!
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The Red T-Shirt

$66.00
WEAR RED – A Symbol of Passion, Awareness, and Life Red is more than a colour; it's a powerful emblem of vitality, courage, and unity. Wearing red signifies support for critical health and social causes that impact countless lives.