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A stylish and comfortable t-shirt and hoodie with a classic tartan print. Pair it up with our mug for your favourite morning brew!Got Wood?Got Hood? Wood Morning Coffee Cabin
Duck Duck Goose - White on Red T-Shirt
Duck Duck Goose - White on Red T-Shirt

Duck Duck Goose T-Shirt

$66.00
Duck Duck Goose—a childhood game of speed, strategy, and the fine art of betrayal. But in Canada, this isn’t just a game. It’s survival training. And yes, we illustrated this as a dinosaur. Because honestly? That’s about the best way to capture the sheer, unrelenting ire of a Canada Goose.
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Duck Duck Canuck T-Shirt by Essen Ehm Turnip Teez
Duck Duck Canuck T-Shirt

Duck Duck Canuck T-Shirt

$66.00
Duck Duck Canuck. The most unpredictable of them all. You might think you're just tapping a friendly Canadian on the head, but in a true Canuck twist, they might apologize, offer you a Timbit, or—if you catch them in a playoff season—start a hockey riot. It’s all about timing.
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Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum
Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum

Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum

$66.00
Binary’s for code. Life’s lived in the spectrum.
This tee isn’t about fitting in — it’s about standing out, signalling your beat to those tuned into your frequency. Drum loud. The right ones will hear it.
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Always Over Caulk - Demisexual Flag
Always Over Caulk - Demisexual Flag

Always Over Caulk – Demi

$66.00
Of course some rooms need some extra details that one wants to explore in order to get the most out of their surroundings. Of course you are going to want to "demi" up in there. Once you found a caulk that works right for you....rock it with your caulk out!
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Always Over Caulk Prism Tshirt by Essen Ehm
Always Over Caulk Prism Tshirt by Essen Ehm

Always Over Caulk – Prism

$66.00
Of course I knew some folks would take exception to my satirical take on the joys of caulk. As such, I am very happy to present this, the Prism, installation of the "Always Over Caulk" series. Kitchens, wet rooms, locker rooms, showers, gyms....any where with tiles really, have enjoyed an explosion of colour and moods. Why shouldn't your caulk match that energy? When it doubt - Caulk It Out!
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Always Over Caulk - Bisexual Flag
Always Over Caulk - Bisexual Flag

Always Over Caulk – Bidirect

$66.00
Not every room in your home is restricted to just one activity or interest. So why would you settle for anything less for your caulk as well! Bidirectional Caulk! Every direction is an adventure!
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Always Over Cock Tshirt by Essen Ehm
Always Over Cock tshirt worn by model

Always Over Cock

$66.00

The Always Over Cock tee by Essen Ehm is bold, unapologetically queer, and built for bodies of all kinds — from XS to 5XL. Crafted from soft, lightweight 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s the perfect fit for standing out, showing up, and stirring things up.

🔥 Now 10% off all Pride Month.

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Still No Sleeves
Still No Sleeves

Still No Sleeves

$66.00
Have some fresh fun while you Stand & Model in the Essen Ehm Sleeveless Tee. Sleeveless isn't just for Pride. It's a way of life.
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Still A Dyke
Still A Dyke

Still A Dyke

$66.00
Pride Month may be over; yet surprise, we are all still 'dyke' AF 'round here.
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Still A Gay
Still A Gay

Still A Gay

$66.00
Pride Month may be over; yet surprise, we are all still gay AF 'round here. The superfluous "A" is intentional -- wink wink.  
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GAY AF Progress Pride T-Shirt Fluid Fit - White
GAY AF Progress Pride T-Shirt Fluid Fit - Black

Gay AF by Wear PINK

$66.00
Don't tell me to not say GAY - I am GAY AF!
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