4U2PN2 MECH ORANGE
$66.00
Looking for a piss top with some wit? Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm.
1. Wear this shirt. (after purchase of course)
2. Frequent favourite establishment of entertainment
3. Unhinge jaw.
4. Stand in visible spot.
5. Enjoy.
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Rain On Me
$66.00Inspired by a very unexpected parking brake malfunction, a fire hydrant and one very expected desert flirtation.
WHAT MAKES THIS T-SHIRT COOL
- Moisture-friendly cotton blend
- Designed for impact. And aftermath.
- Looks innocent. Isn’t.
- Pairs well with short shorts, bad decisions, and overnight stays
- A shirt designed to get drenched, worn with pride, and with a lot of intention.
Where The Hose At?
$66.00
Simple question. Where the host at, boys?
Don't just stand there. Model! You are the masterpiece.
Intrigued by our other colour schemes? Drop a line and talk to TURNIP.
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META 4 for Metaphor
$66.00
Unlock your mind with META 4.
A metaphorical marvel, designed to ignite thought and curiosity.
You are the masterpiece! Don't just stand there... MODEL!
xx,
Essen Ehm
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Left Liberates. Right Restricts.
$66.00
Turn to the left to liberate. Turn to the right to restrict.
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