WOOD MORNING
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YUP. THIS IS ADULTING. JOIN IN THE FUN.
Wood Morning
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We Dip the Whole Donut
$70.00Wood Morning B ‘n B
$28.00Got Brew?
$30.00Essen Ehm
don't just stand there
FLAG IT Brown
$66.00Essen Ehm Socks Mug
$26.00 – $30.00
See Word
$66.00
14 Down: See word (4 letters)
Think you know the word? Use it as your coupon code between now and 30 September 2024 and see if your guess qualifies for a discount! Good Luck!
Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum
$66.00
Data is binary. Life thrives in the Spectrum--all spectrums.
Dance to the beat of your own drum and your tribe will follow!
Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum
$30.00 – $32.00
Your place in the Spectrum is that - YOURS!
Feel free to take the time ya need to use this mug to get your daily fix to get you and your superpowers going!
Data is binary. Truth lives in the Spectrum.
Woodie Hoodie 2025 – The Wilbur
$118.00
The wait is over! Introducing "WILBUR" -- our Woodie Hoodie for 2025!
Order yours before January 2025 is over and get FREE SHIPPING!
LEM SYN
premium
Major Torque Imbalance Low End Mug
$26.00 – $30.00
Something happened with these mugs? Seems a nut or 2 may have been loose.
Or is it you? Wink.
LEMSYN Pilot Eye Exam T-Shirt
$66.00
All pilots of The Lemonade Syndicate must undergo rigorous testing.
LEM SYN High End Ceramic Beverage Vessel
$30.00
Ideal and practical for hot and cold beverages and super high end design aesthetic. Inquire about personalization.
PINK
spread kindness - change lives
The PINK T-Shirt Triblend
$70.00
WEAR PINK – A SYMBOL OF LOVE, STRENGTH, AND SOLIDARITY
Pink is more than a colour—it’s a statement of resilience, compassion, and unity. It embodies the fight against adversity, the celebration of identity, and the unwavering support for those facing life’s toughest battles.
Vintage look for an age old principle; kindness is one size fits all.
The Green T-Shirt
$66.00
Green isn’t just a colour—it’s a commitment. A commitment to sustainability, to mental health advocacy, to environmental responsibility, and to standing with those affected by kidney disease.
It’s a symbol of renewal, resilience, and the power of collective action.
The Pink T-Shirt
$66.00
This is what started it all. The PINK T-Shirt.
Wear PINK. Spread KINDNESS. Change LIVES.
The Orange T-Shirt
$66.00
WEAR ORANGE – A Beacon of Awareness, Courage, and Unity
Orange is a vibrant hue that embodies energy, enthusiasm, and warmth. Wearing orange signifies support for numerous critical causes, each aiming to foster a better, more compassionate world.
The Red T-Shirt
$66.00
WEAR RED – A Symbol of Passion, Awareness, and Life
Red is more than a colour; it's a powerful emblem of vitality, courage, and unity. Wearing red signifies support for critical health and social causes that impact countless lives.
