WOOD MORNING
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$66.00Woodie Hoodie 2025 – The Wilbur
$118.00Essen Ehm
don't just stand there
HAWT
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Still No Sleeves
$66.00Free Tugs
$66.00FLAG IT Green Hunter
$66.00
See Word
$66.00
14 Down: See word (4 letters)
Think you know the word? Use it as your coupon code between now and 30 September 2024 and see if your guess qualifies for a discount! Good Luck!
Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum
$66.00
Data is binary. Life thrives in the Spectrum--all spectrums.
Dance to the beat of your own drum and your tribe will follow!
Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum
$30.00 – $32.00
Your place in the Spectrum is that - YOURS!
Feel free to take the time ya need to use this mug to get your daily fix to get you and your superpowers going!
Data is binary. Truth lives in the Spectrum.
Woodie Hoodie 2025 – The Wilbur
$118.00
The wait is over! Introducing "WILBUR" -- our Woodie Hoodie for 2025!
Order yours before January 2025 is over and get FREE SHIPPING!
LEM SYN
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Major Torque Imbalance T-Shirt
$66.00
A wise woman once said, and some would argue a little too late, she said; "and now a warning...". Perhaps this t-shirt might serve as a better warning! Wink!
Stimulate – Hot Beverage Tumbler
$63.00
Stimulate and maintain a healthy and sour Lemonade Syndicate disposition.
FAFO Focused Anti Felon Operations High End Utility Hood
$118.00
After a tough day of Focused Anti-Felon Operations you treat yourself to a hot sonic shower and slip into your sweats and join your team in the rec room.
Premium quality and coziness you can count on.
PINK
spread kindness - change lives
The Red T-Shirt
$66.00
WEAR RED – A Symbol of Passion, Awareness, and Life
Red is more than a colour; it's a powerful emblem of vitality, courage, and unity. Wearing red signifies support for critical health and social causes that impact countless lives.
Wear PINK Doggo Tee
$52.00
Kindness is One Size Fits All. Wear PINK, spread kindness & change lives.
The PINK T-Shirt Triblend
$70.00
WEAR PINK – A SYMBOL OF LOVE, STRENGTH, AND SOLIDARITY
Pink is more than a colour—it’s a statement of resilience, compassion, and unity. It embodies the fight against adversity, the celebration of identity, and the unwavering support for those facing life’s toughest battles.
Vintage look for an age old principle; kindness is one size fits all.
The Purple T-Shirt
$66.00
This PURPLE Wear PINK Label Tee is designed for those who believe in action. Whether you’re raising awareness for domestic violence survivors, supporting epilepsy research, advocating for LGBTQ+ youth, or amplifying the fight against pancreatic cancer—this shirt is a reminder that small actions can spark big change.
