WOOD MORNING
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Wood Morning
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We Dip the Whole Donut
$70.00Wood Morning B ‘n B
$28.00Got Brew?
$30.00Essen Ehm
don't just stand there
Duck Duck Canuck T-Shirt
$66.00See Word
$66.00
14 Down: See word (4 letters)
Think you know the word? Use it as your coupon code between now and 30 September 2024 and see if your guess qualifies for a discount! Good Luck!

Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum
$66.00
Data is binary. Life thrives in the Spectrum--all spectrums.
Dance to the beat of your own drum and your tribe will follow!
Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum
$30.00 – $32.00
Your place in the Spectrum is that - YOURS!
Feel free to take the time ya need to use this mug to get your daily fix to get you and your superpowers going!
Data is binary. Truth lives in the Spectrum.
Woodie Hoodie 2025 – The Wilbur
$118.00
The wait is over! Introducing "WILBUR" -- our Woodie Hoodie for 2025!
Order yours before January 2025 is over and get FREE SHIPPING!
LEM SYN
premium
FIRST AID Triage Chart Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
$69.00
Starting your day off right and making sure you are prepared couldn't get any easier.
Detox – Hot Beverage Tumbler
$63.00
DETOX and maintain a healthy and sour Lemonade Syndicate disposition.
Stabilize Stainless Steel Hot Beverage Tumbler
$63.00
Rejuvenate and stimulate and maintain a healthy and sour Lemonade Syndicate disposition.
LEM SYN High End Ceramic Beverage Vessel
$30.00
Ideal and practical for hot and cold beverages and super high end design aesthetic. Inquire about personalization.
LEM SYN DETOX High End Stainless Steel Beverage Vessel
$58.00
Citrozens enjoy hot and cold drinks on the go with this stylish stainless steel tumbler!
PINK
spread kindness - change lives
The Yellow T-Shirt
$60.25 – $69.00
WEAR YELLOW – A SYMBOL OF HOPE, SUPPORT, AND REMEMBRANCE
Yellow is a vibrant and uplifting colour, often associated with hope, optimism, and awareness. Wearing yellow signifies solidarity with various important causes that aim to bring attention, support, and change to critical issues.
The Pink T-Shirt
$66.00
This is what started it all. The PINK T-Shirt.
Wear PINK. Spread KINDNESS. Change LIVES.
Wear PINK Doggo Tee
$52.00
Kindness is One Size Fits All. Wear PINK, spread kindness & change lives.
The Red T-Shirt
$66.00
WEAR RED – A Symbol of Passion, Awareness, and Life
Red is more than a colour; it's a powerful emblem of vitality, courage, and unity. Wearing red signifies support for critical health and social causes that impact countless lives.
The Purple T-Shirt
$66.00
This PURPLE Wear PINK Label Tee is designed for those who believe in action. Whether you’re raising awareness for domestic violence survivors, supporting epilepsy research, advocating for LGBTQ+ youth, or amplifying the fight against pancreatic cancer—this shirt is a reminder that small actions can spark big change.