WOOD MORNING
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Wood Morning
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We Dip the Whole Donut
$70.00Wood Morning B ‘n B
$28.00Got Brew?
$30.00Essen Ehm
don't just stand there
UVGAWT … Two More Wishes
$66.00
HAWT
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FLAG IT Air Crew Special Edition
$66.00 – $71.00See Word
$66.00
14 Down: See word (4 letters)
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Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum
$66.00
Data is binary. Life thrives in the Spectrum--all spectrums.
Dance to the beat of your own drum and your tribe will follow!
Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum
$30.00 – $32.00
Your place in the Spectrum is that - YOURS!
Feel free to take the time ya need to use this mug to get your daily fix to get you and your superpowers going!
Data is binary. Truth lives in the Spectrum.
Woodie Hoodie 2025 – The Wilbur
$118.00
The wait is over! Introducing "WILBUR" -- our Woodie Hoodie for 2025!
Order yours before January 2025 is over and get FREE SHIPPING!
LEM SYN
premium
The Lemonade Syndicate Insulated Beverage Vessel
$36.00
A smart Citrozen always starts their day with their favourite beverage. Take yours with you on your adventures and keep yourself warm!
Have trouble remembering which MedPen is for what? We have got you sorted. Follow the colours to help you out!
Stabilize Stainless Steel Hot Beverage Tumbler
$63.00
Rejuvenate and stimulate and maintain a healthy and sour Lemonade Syndicate disposition.
LEM SYN AVNV Shaker Pint Glass
$38.00
After a long day of interstellar travel, relax with your favourite sophisticated drink in a glass that celebrates the spirit of Citrozenship!
Premium Air Transport Crew Hiker Tee
$66.00
No one wants to wear their flight suit or work overalls after work.
It's comfortable and perfect to wear while unwinding in your Hab or hanging out in the Bar on the Habitation Deck.
Soothe – Hot Beverage Tumbler
$63.00
Soothe and maintain a healthy and sour Lemonade Syndicate disposition.
PINK
spread kindness - change lives
The PINK T-Shirt Triblend
$70.00
WEAR PINK – A SYMBOL OF LOVE, STRENGTH, AND SOLIDARITY
Pink is more than a colour—it’s a statement of resilience, compassion, and unity. It embodies the fight against adversity, the celebration of identity, and the unwavering support for those facing life’s toughest battles.
Vintage look for an age old principle; kindness is one size fits all.
The Orange T-Shirt
$66.00
WEAR ORANGE – A Beacon of Awareness, Courage, and Unity
Orange is a vibrant hue that embodies energy, enthusiasm, and warmth. Wearing orange signifies support for numerous critical causes, each aiming to foster a better, more compassionate world.
The Blue T-Shirt
$66.00
WEAR BLUE – A Symbol of Trust, Serenity, and Advocacy
Blue embodies depth, wisdom, and stability. Wearing blue signifies support for various critical causes that touch lives globally.