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Must Be Decaf – A Very Mouthy Mug

Price range: $26.00 through $30.00
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Very Mouthy Wood Morning

$66.00
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We Dip the Whole Donut

$70.00
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Wood Morning B ‘n B

$28.00
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Got Brew?

$30.00

Essen Ehm

don't just stand there

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FLAG IT Brown

$66.00
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Drag Is Not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan

$75.00
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Pipe Cleaner T-Shirt Joan

$66.00
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C Word T-Shirt

$66.00
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T’wat Do I Owe The Pleasure

$66.00

See Word

$66.00
14 Down: See word (4 letters) Think you know the word? Use it as your coupon code between now and 30 September 2024 and see if your guess qualifies for a discount! Good Luck!
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Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum

$66.00
Binary’s for code. Life’s lived in the spectrum.
This tee isn’t about fitting in — it’s about standing out, signalling your beat to those tuned into your frequency. Drum loud. The right ones will hear it.
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Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum

Price range: $30.00 through $32.00
Your spectrum. Your power. Your mug.
Fuel up with whatever gets your neurons firing and your queer superpowers activated. Binary may be for code, but your truth lives in full colour — and this mug gets it.
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The Woodie Hoodie 2025 - Heritage Pullover from The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin

Woodie Hoodie 2025 – The Wilbur

$118.00
The wait is over! Introducing "WILBUR" -- our Woodie Hoodie for 2025! Order yours before January 2025 is over and get FREE SHIPPING!
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The Duck - Essen Ehm
Wanna Ink?
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Essen Ehm - Wanna Ink?
Premium Air Crew Pullover Hoodies - 100% Cotton face, super comfy and soft.

LEM SYN

premium

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Lemon la Vida loca Insulated Beverage Vessel

$36.00
A smart Citrozen always starts their day with their favourite beverage. Take yours with you on your adventures and keep yourself warm!
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Major Torque Imbalance T-Shirt

$66.00
A wise woman once said, and some would argue a little too late, she said; "and now a warning...". Perhaps this t-shirt might serve as a better warning! Wink!
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Premium Air Transport Premium Crew Pullover

$118.00
Hard working just like you! This hoodie is not just premium in name but in quality too. Rugged and durable but softer than you can imagine.
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STAMINA High End Stainless Steel Beverage Vessel

$58.00
Citrozens enjoy hot and cold drinks on the go with this stylish stainless steel tumbler!
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STABILIZE High End Stainless Steel Beverage Vessel

$58.00
Citrozens enjoy hot and cold drinks on the go with this stylish stainless steel tumbler!

PINK

spread kindness - change lives

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The PINK Ceramic Mug

$26.00
Everything tastes better in the PINK mug.
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The Green T-Shirt

$66.00
Green isn’t just a colour—it’s a commitment. A commitment to sustainability, to mental health advocacy, to environmental responsibility, and to standing with those affected by kidney disease. It’s a symbol of renewal, resilience, and the power of collective action.  
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The Orange T-Shirt

$66.00
WEAR ORANGE – A Beacon of Awareness, Courage, and Unity Orange is a vibrant hue that embodies energy, enthusiasm, and warmth. Wearing orange signifies support for numerous critical causes, each aiming to foster a better, more compassionate world.
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The Yellow T-Shirt

Price range: $60.25 through $69.00
WEAR YELLOW – A SYMBOL OF HOPE, SUPPORT, AND REMEMBRANCE Yellow is a vibrant and uplifting colour, often associated with hope, optimism, and awareness. Wearing yellow signifies solidarity with various important causes that aim to bring attention, support, and change to critical issues.
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Wood Morning Coffee Cabin Pink Ranger Tee

$70.00
Wear PINK - Spread Kindness and Change Lives