4U2PN2 MECH ORANGE
$66.00
Looking for a piss top with some wit? Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm.
1. Wear this shirt. (after purchase of course)
2. Frequent favourite establishment of entertainment
3. Unhinge jaw.
4. Stand in visible spot.
5. Enjoy.
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Cock Ring Around The Collar
$66.00
A bold and provocative statement piece that’s sure to raise eyebrows, at the very least.
Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm!
Little Mic Big Message in Joan
$66.00
It is not the size of your microphone; it is your message that matters.
Don't just stand there. Model!
You are the masterpiece!
xx, turnip
LEM SYN AVNV T-Shirt
$66.00
Perfect for off duty hours or your kit for the gymnasium. The Syndicate needs you at your best Citrozen!
Tawp
$66.00
Tawp by Essen Ehm
Where all the Tops at?
Don't Just Stand There. MODEL!
You are the masterpiece!
xx, SM
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Our Bot Tom
$66.00
This is Tom. Tom is a Bot, but not just any Bot; he's a quantum marvel!
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UVGAWT … Two More Wishes
$66.00
You've got 2 more wishes.
Here is a clever way to meet, or perhaps "meat" people. If they figure out the riddle, could they be worthy of 2 more wishes?
Don't just stand there... MODEL!
You are the masterpiece!
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4 Play Meta 4
$66.00
Up for some 4 play...?
Don't just stand there. Model!
xx,
Essen Ehm
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Rain On Me
$66.00
It is vital to stay Hydrant'ated when out clubbing!
(Just make sure it's the right kind of club -- please enjoy responsibly - wink)
Don't just stand there - Model!
xx,
Essen Ehm
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Got Nut
$66.00
Got nut? Wanna nut? Let's nut?
Versatility is key for some, but the truth remains, "Left liberates. Right Restricts."
Don't just stand there --- NUT!
xx, Essen Ehm
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Where The Hose At?
$66.00
Simple question. Where the host at, boys?
Don't just stand there. Model! You are the masterpiece.
Intrigued by our other colour schemes? Drop a line and talk to TURNIP.
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