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A stylish and comfortable t-shirt and hoodie with a classic tartan print. Pair it up with our mug for your favourite morning brew!Got Wood?Got Hood? Wood Morning Coffee Cabin
Bottom Bolt
Bottom Bolt

Bottom Bolt

$66.00
Remember when working with your; nuts, bolts and screws -- Left Liberates. Right Restricts! Not just a double-entendre, a good life lesson too! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
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Top Bolt
Top Bolt

Top Bolt

$66.00
Top. Always remember, "left liberates, right restricts" when you are threading your nuts, bolts and screws! Don't just stand there! MODEL! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]  
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META 4 for Metaphor
META 4 for Metaphor

META 4 for Metaphor

$66.00
Unlock your mind with META 4. A metaphorical marvel, designed to ignite thought and curiosity. You are the masterpiece! Don't just stand there... MODEL! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]
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Duck Row in No R
Duck Row in No R

Duck Row in No R

$66.00
Even when you have all your ducks in a row... You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion. That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx - turnip
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Duck Row in Rooj
Duck Row in Rooj

Duck Row in Rooj

$66.00
Even when you have all your ducks in a row... You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion. That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx - turnip
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Duck Row in Joan
Duck Row in Joan

Duck Row in Joan

$66.00
Even when you have all your ducks in a row... You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion. That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it! Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece! xx - turnip
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Missile Slut
Missile Slut

Missile Slut

$66.00
When it is all about longevity and keeping your own ass alive....drop them missiles!
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Duck Duck Moose T-Shirt by Essen Ehm Turnip Teez
Duck Duck Moose T-Shirt by Essen Ehem Turnip Teez

Duck Duck Moose T-Shirt

$66.00
You see, our geese aren’t your average fluffy farm birds. Canadian wildlife doesn’t mess around. Try tapping a Canada Goose on the head and you’ll quickly learn that they are the final boss of the animal kingdom. That’s why, in Canada, we’ve adapted—Duck Duck Moose. A game of strategy, reflexes, and the sheer will to live as a 900-pound moose decides you’re it.
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Premium Air Transport Crew Hiker Tee
Premium Air Transport Crew Hiker Tee

Premium Air Transport Crew Hiker Tee

$66.00
No one wants to wear their flight suit or work overalls after work. It's comfortable and perfect to wear while unwinding in your Hab or hanging out in the Bar on the Habitation Deck.
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Does This T-Shirt Make Me Look Orange?
Does This T-Shirt Make Me Look Orange?

Does This T-Shirt Make Me Look Orange?

$66.00
Excuse me friend, I have a quick question... Does this t-shirt make me look orange? Don't just stand there. Model! The Duck could not resist the urge for this one. Only available for a limited time. How limited...no one knows yet.
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Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Vare
Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Vare

Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Vare

$75.00
Health care is not a privilege. Health care is a right. Health care is our responsibility. Denial is not Health Care. [ My Health Care Is None Of Your Business Period / Essen Ehm ] Don’t just stand there. Model. The major portion of proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to; Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood delivers vital reproductive health care, sex education, and information to millions of people worldwide. Shipping included for all orders delivered to an address in the USA.
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