WOOD MORNING
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Wood Morning
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Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum
$30.00 – $32.00Per My Last T-Shirt
$66.00Rain On Me
$66.00See Word
$66.00
14 Down: See word (4 letters)
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Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum
$66.00
Data is binary. Life thrives in the Spectrum--all spectrums.
Dance to the beat of your own drum and your tribe will follow!
Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum
$30.00 – $32.00
Your place in the Spectrum is that - YOURS!
Feel free to take the time ya need to use this mug to get your daily fix to get you and your superpowers going!
Data is binary. Truth lives in the Spectrum.
Woodie Hoodie 2025 – The Wilbur
$118.00
The wait is over! Introducing "WILBUR" -- our Woodie Hoodie for 2025!
Order yours before January 2025 is over and get FREE SHIPPING!
LEM SYN
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LEM SYN AVNV High End Ceramic Beverage Vessel
$30.00
Ideal and practical for hot and cold beverages.
LEM SYN AVNV Shaker Pint Glass
$38.00
After a long day of interstellar travel, relax with your favourite sophisticated drink in a glass that celebrates the spirit of Citrozenship!
LEM SYN Low End Ceramic Beverage Vessel
$26.00 – $30.00
Ideal and practical for hot and cold beverages. 3 volumes available.
PINK
spread kindness - change lives
The Yellow T-Shirt
$60.25 – $69.00
WEAR YELLOW – A SYMBOL OF HOPE, SUPPORT, AND REMEMBRANCE
Yellow is a vibrant and uplifting colour, often associated with hope, optimism, and awareness. Wearing yellow signifies solidarity with various important causes that aim to bring attention, support, and change to critical issues.
The Red T-Shirt
$66.00
WEAR RED – A Symbol of Passion, Awareness, and Life
Red is more than a colour; it's a powerful emblem of vitality, courage, and unity. Wearing red signifies support for critical health and social causes that impact countless lives.
The Blue T-Shirt
$66.00
WEAR BLUE – A Symbol of Trust, Serenity, and Advocacy
Blue embodies depth, wisdom, and stability. Wearing blue signifies support for various critical causes that touch lives globally.
The PINK T-Shirt Triblend
$70.00
WEAR PINK – A SYMBOL OF LOVE, STRENGTH, AND SOLIDARITY
Pink is more than a colour—it’s a statement of resilience, compassion, and unity. It embodies the fight against adversity, the celebration of identity, and the unwavering support for those facing life’s toughest battles.
Vintage look for an age old principle; kindness is one size fits all.