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Duck Duck Goose T-Shirt

$66.00

Duck Duck Goose—a childhood game of speed, strategy, and the fine art of betrayal. But in Canada, this isn’t just a game. It’s survival training.

And yes, we illustrated this as a dinosaur. Because honestly? That’s about the best way to capture the sheer, unrelenting ire of a Canada Goose.

FLAME CANADA Fire Up a Canadian and See What Happens. Attention Canadians!! From now until the end of February enjoy free shipping on all Wood Morning and Essen Ehm collection pieces.

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Description

You see, in most places, a goose is just an overly confident duck. But in Canada? A Canada Goose is a living, breathing hazard. A territorial nightmare. The moment you tap that goose, the rules change. This isn’t about friendly competition anymore—it’s about making it to safety before the feathered fury catches you.

Think of it like avoiding rattlesnakes in the desert or watching where you step in spider country. If you grew up in Canada, you already know the risks: Walk too close to a goose? Mistake. Try to befriend it? Foolish. Lock eyes for too long? You’ve already lost.

So, when we say Duck Duck Goose, we’re not talking about a game. We’re talking about a life skills.

TURNIP TEEZ Hiker T-Shirt

Perfect as a layering piece or worn on its own for all occasions. Soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch.

  • Solid colours: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Heather colours: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton blended with polyester
  • Pre-shrunk fabric with side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Sizes available in most colours, from XS (extra small) to 5X (five extra large)
Garment Care
  • Washing: We recommend washing your TURNIP TEEZ creations inside out with cold water, with like colours, using a gentle cycle.
  • Drying: It is best to hang dry your garments. Placing your garments in the dryer contributes to 90% of the wear and tear on them. If you need to use the dryer, tumble dry on low heat. Low and slow is how we like to go.
  • Bleach: No.
  • Dry Clean: No.
  • Ironing: If ironing is necessary, please iron inside out on the lowest setting. Low and slow is how we like to go.

For more information, visit our garment care page.

WOULD IT BLOW YOUR MIND..?

Can you believe that 20% of the clothing discarded in landfills has never been worn? Opting for bespoke and handcrafted items not only enhances your style but also promotes sustainability.

Your custom TURNIP TEEZ t-shirt is expertly created just for you as soon as you place your order. This tailored process requires a bit more time, but it epitomizes genuine craftsmanship. Unlike mass-produced goods, our method helps to curb overproduction and minimize waste.

Warranty Information

This product is intended for adults and comes with a 2-year warranty in the EEA and UK, as established by Directive 1999/44/EC. TURNIP STYLE PO BOX 99900 ZK 312745 RPO GREENWIN SQUARE TORONTO, ON CANADA M4W0A5 gpsr@turnipteez.com EU Contact: SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol Cyprus gpsr@sindenventures.com

Traceability:
  • Weaving—India, South Korea
  • Dyeing—El Salvador, California
  • Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
  • Contains 0% recycled polyester
  • Contains 0% dangerous substances

LET'S GET PERSONAL

To learn more about "flagging" or personlizing other Essen Ehm Teez; visit here and we shall talk about it. Feel free to use that link as well, if you find a colour is missing.

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