Twat Do I Owe The Pleasure • TURNIP TEEZ

Touched by the Duck of Essen Ehm – TWAT 3.0

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T’Wat 3.0

$66.00

TWAT 3.0 - Touched by the Duck of Essen Ehm. Twatters gonna twat! Quackers gonna QUACK.

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Twat Do I Owe the Pleasure - Hiker Fluid Fit T-shirt worn by a model

Tired of folks poking their nose in your life without consent?

SAME HERE!

To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of your unwarranted harassment?
To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of you [fill in the blank] ?
To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of your uneducated opinion?

T’wat Do I Owe The Pleasure

$66.00

TWAT 1.0 - The OG Teez. Twatters gonna twat! It seems that more than ever we have folks sticking their noses where they really don't belong.

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Essen Ehm

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Under Cover Merman Joan on Olive Fluid Fit

$66.00

Under Cover in Plain Sight. Visibility is Vital. Don't just stand there. Model.

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Drag Is Not A Duck’ing Crime – No R

$75.00

The Duck King of Essen Ehm is ducking mad. This should be simple for everyone to understand.

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See Word

$66.00

14 Down: See word (4 letters) Think you know the word? Use it as your coupon code between now and 30 September 2024 and see if your guess qualifies for a discount! Good Luck!

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Duck Duck Moose: You see, our geese aren’t your average fluffy farm birds. Canadian wildlife doesn’t mess around. Try tapping a Canada Goose on the head and you’ll quickly learn that they are the final boss of the animal kingdom. That’s why, in Canada, we’ve adapted—Duck Duck Moose. A game of strategy, reflexes, and the sheer will to live as a 900-pound moose decides you’re it. Ya gotta work up to the Goose.