Duck Duck Goose T-Shirt
$66.00
Duck Duck Goose—a childhood game of speed, strategy, and the fine art of betrayal. But in Canada, this isn’t just a game. It’s survival training.
And yes, we illustrated this as a dinosaur. Because honestly? That’s about the best way to capture the sheer, unrelenting ire of a Canada Goose.
Description
You see, in most places, a goose is just an overly confident duck. But in Canada? A Canada Goose is a living, breathing hazard. A territorial nightmare. The moment you tap that goose, the rules change. This isn’t about friendly competition anymore—it’s about making it to safety before the feathered fury catches you.
Think of it like avoiding rattlesnakes in the desert or watching where you step in spider country. If you grew up in Canada, you already know the risks: Walk too close to a goose? Mistake. Try to befriend it? Foolish. Lock eyes for too long? You’ve already lost.
So, when we say Duck Duck Goose, we’re not talking about a game. We’re talking about a life skills.
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| Weight | N/A |
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| Color | Black, Red, White |
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