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Wood Morning

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Must Be Decaf – A Very Mouthy Mug

Price range: $26.00 through $30.00

Got Brew?

$30.00

Essen Ehm

don't just stand there

C Word Mug

Price range: $26.00 through $28.00

Essen Ehm Socks Mug

Price range: $26.00 through $30.00

FLAG IT Orange

Price range: $66.00 through $71.00

See Word

$66.00
14 Down: See word (4 letters) Think you know the word? Use it as your coupon code between now and 30 September 2024 and see if your guess qualifies for a discount! Good Luck!
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Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum

$66.00
Binary’s for code. Life’s lived in the spectrum.
This tee isn’t about fitting in — it’s about standing out, signalling your beat to those tuned into your frequency. Drum loud. The right ones will hear it.
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Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum

Price range: $30.00 through $32.00
Your spectrum. Your power. Your mug.
Fuel up with whatever gets your neurons firing and your queer superpowers activated. Binary may be for code, but your truth lives in full colour — and this mug gets it.
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The Woodie Hoodie 2025 - Heritage Pullover from The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin

Woodie Hoodie 2025 – The Wilbur

$118.00
The wait is over! Introducing "WILBUR" -- our Woodie Hoodie for 2025! Order yours before January 2025 is over and get FREE SHIPPING!
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The Duck - Essen Ehm
Wanna Ink?
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Essen Ehm - Wanna Ink?
Premium Air Crew Pullover Hoodies - 100% Cotton face, super comfy and soft.

LEM SYN

premium

STAMINA High End Stainless Steel Beverage Vessel

$58.00
Citrozens enjoy hot and cold drinks on the go with this stylish stainless steel tumbler!

FAFO Focused Anti Felon Operations High End Utility Hood

$118.00
After a tough day of Focused Anti-Felon Operations you treat yourself to a hot sonic shower and slip into your sweats and join your team in the rec room. Premium quality and coziness you can count on.    

Premium Air Pilots Liesure Cap

$50.00
Head gear is always important.

SOOTHE High End Stainless Steel Beverage Vessel

$58.00
Citrozens enjoy hot and cold drinks on the go with this stylish stainless steel tumbler!

LEM SYN DETOX High End Stainless Steel Beverage Vessel

$58.00
Citrozens enjoy hot and cold drinks on the go with this stylish stainless steel tumbler!

PINK

spread kindness - change lives

The Pink T-Shirt

$66.00
This is what started it all. The PINK T-Shirt. Wear PINK. Spread KINDNESS. Change LIVES.

Wear PINK Doggo Tee

$52.00
Kindness is One Size Fits All. Wear PINK, spread kindness & change lives.

Gay AF by Wear PINK

$66.00
Don't tell me to not say GAY - I am GAY AF!

The Green T-Shirt

$66.00
Green isn’t just a colour—it’s a commitment. A commitment to sustainability, to mental health advocacy, to environmental responsibility, and to standing with those affected by kidney disease. It’s a symbol of renewal, resilience, and the power of collective action.  

Wood Morning Coffee Cabin Pink Ranger Tee

$70.00
Wear PINK - Spread Kindness and Change Lives