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Must Be Decaf – A Very Mouthy Mug

Price range: $26.00 through $30.00
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Very Mouthy Wood Morning

$66.00
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We Dip the Whole Donut

$70.00
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Wood Morning B ‘n B

$28.00
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Got Brew?

$30.00

Essen Ehm

don't just stand there

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Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan

$75.00
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Duck Row in No R

$66.00
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Great Talk

$66.00
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4 Emergency Use Only Stainless Steel Tumbler

$58.00
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FLAG IT Green Olive Drab

$66.00

See Word

$66.00
14 Down: See word (4 letters) Think you know the word? Use it as your coupon code between now and 30 September 2024 and see if your guess qualifies for a discount! Good Luck!
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Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum

$66.00
Binary’s for code. Life’s lived in the spectrum.
This tee isn’t about fitting in — it’s about standing out, signalling your beat to those tuned into your frequency. Drum loud. The right ones will hear it.
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Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum

Price range: $30.00 through $32.00
Your spectrum. Your power. Your mug.
Fuel up with whatever gets your neurons firing and your queer superpowers activated. Binary may be for code, but your truth lives in full colour — and this mug gets it.
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The Woodie Hoodie 2025 - Heritage Pullover from The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin

Woodie Hoodie 2025 – The Wilbur

$118.00
The wait is over! Introducing "WILBUR" -- our Woodie Hoodie for 2025! Order yours before January 2025 is over and get FREE SHIPPING!
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The Duck - Essen Ehm
Wanna Ink?
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Essen Ehm - Wanna Ink?
Premium Air Crew Pullover Hoodies - 100% Cotton face, super comfy and soft.

LEM SYN

premium

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Soothe – Hot Beverage Tumbler

$63.00
Soothe and maintain a healthy and sour Lemonade Syndicate disposition.
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Lemon La Vida Loca T-Shirt

$66.00
Do you have the Zest?
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STIMULATE High End Stainless Steel Beverage Vessel

$58.00
Citrozens enjoy hot and cold drinks on the go with this stylish stainless steel tumbler!
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Premium Air Transport Premium Crew Pullover

$118.00
Hard working just like you! This hoodie is not just premium in name but in quality too. Rugged and durable but softer than you can imagine.
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Stimulate – Hot Beverage Tumbler

$63.00
Stimulate and maintain a healthy and sour Lemonade Syndicate disposition.

PINK

spread kindness - change lives

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The Yellow T-Shirt

Price range: $60.25 through $69.00
WEAR YELLOW – A SYMBOL OF HOPE, SUPPORT, AND REMEMBRANCE Yellow is a vibrant and uplifting colour, often associated with hope, optimism, and awareness. Wearing yellow signifies solidarity with various important causes that aim to bring attention, support, and change to critical issues.
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The Blue T-Shirt

$66.00
WEAR BLUE – A Symbol of Trust, Serenity, and Advocacy Blue embodies depth, wisdom, and stability. Wearing blue signifies support for various critical causes that touch lives globally.
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The PINK T-Shirt Triblend

$70.00
WEAR PINK – A SYMBOL OF LOVE, STRENGTH, AND SOLIDARITY Pink is more than a colour—it’s a statement of resilience, compassion, and unity. It embodies the fight against adversity, the celebration of identity, and the unwavering support for those facing life’s toughest battles. Vintage look for an age old principle; kindness is one size fits all.
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The Purple T-Shirt

$66.00
This PURPLE Wear PINK Label Tee is designed for those who believe in action. Whether you’re raising awareness for domestic violence survivors, supporting epilepsy research, advocating for LGBTQ+ youth, or amplifying the fight against pancreatic cancer—this shirt is a reminder that small actions can spark big change.
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The Green T-Shirt

$66.00
Green isn’t just a colour—it’s a commitment. A commitment to sustainability, to mental health advocacy, to environmental responsibility, and to standing with those affected by kidney disease. It’s a symbol of renewal, resilience, and the power of collective action.