Twat Do I Owe The Pleasure • TURNIP TEEZ

Touched by the Duck of Essen Ehm – TWAT 3.0

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T’Wat 3.0

$66.00

TWAT 3.0 - Touched by the Duck of Essen Ehm. Twatters gonna twat! Quackers gonna QUACK.

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Twat Do I Owe the Pleasure - Hiker Fluid Fit T-shirt worn by a model

Tired of folks poking their nose in your life without consent?

SAME HERE!

To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of your unwarranted harassment?
To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of you [fill in the blank] ?
To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of your uneducated opinion?

T’wat Do I Owe The Pleasure

$66.00

TWAT 1.0 - The OG Teez. Twatters gonna twat! It seems that more than ever we have folks sticking their noses where they really don't belong.

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Don’t Be Jealous of My Noodie Tumbler

$58.00

Enjoy your Bethanol Lemonade in this stylishly appointed stainless steel tumbler. Keep beverages cold for a lot longer than it will take you to elegantly sip them. Have a couple and then get your Noodie On!

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A Get Your Noodie On Beach Bag

$99.00

Let's Hit the Beach and get NOODS! Get Your Noodie On - stylishly appointed with an inside pocket for your classified Noodie business. Don't just stand there. Model!

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Cock Pig 2.0 BG

$66.00

If you are subtle, like myself, you are sure to enjoy this Essen Ehm Tee. Don’t just stand there. Model!

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Got Nut

$66.00

Got nut? Wanna nut? Let's nut? Versatility is key for some, but the truth remains, "Left liberates. Right Restricts." Don't just stand there --- NUT! xx, Essen Ehm [tt_hiker_short]

HAWT

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