The Relationship Is Over

We’re done with pretending. The United States has become a violent, authoritarian dumpster fire propped up by capitalism, white supremacy, and bootlicking. This brand — this art — does not serve the empire.

The official relationship between TURNIP TEEZ and the U.S. as a state is over.

But we know something else:
Some of our most powerful supporters — queer, creative, furious, and fabulous — are trapped inside that mess. You’re the resistance. And you’re exactly who we want to serve.

Introducing the Fascist State Surcharge

All U.S.-based orders now include a Resistance Infrastructure Fee — an automatic $15 CAD added to support:

• 💻 New tech + production tools for TURNIP TEEZ (first up: a new computer so we can keep creating)

• 🏗️ Expansion of independent infrastructure — no more relying on U.S.-based printing

• 🌈 Support for queer artists, anti-fascist community projects, and activist content

This isn’t a punishment.
It’s a tax on empire.
It’s a fund for freedom.

Who We DO Ship To (U.S. Edition)

If you’re in the U.S. and you’re:

• Pro-queer

• Anti-fascist

• Anti-police state

• Fighting from the inside

Welcome. You’re exactly who we’re here for.

Who We DON’T Ship To

• Cops, racists, and flag-humpers

• Government agencies, military contractors, and anyone who uses the word “patriot” unironically

• Bootlickers, billionaires, or basic bros

If that’s you? Keep your filthy dollars. We’re not interested.

Where’s My Money Going?

A breakdown of every $15 CAD surcharge:

What You’re Supporting

• Independent queer artists

• Decolonized, anti-corporate creativity

• Zero corporate compromise

• Everything the algorithm hates, and the resistance loves

Final Word

This isn’t business as usual.
It’s business unusual, radical, and real.
If you’re in the U.S., you’re not buying a shirt. You’re funding a revolution.