
Touched by the Duck of Essen Ehm – TWAT 3.0
NEW & IMPROVED
T’Wat 3.0
$66.00
TWAT 3.0 - Touched by the Duck of Essen Ehm.
Twatters gonna twat! Quackers gonna QUACK.



Tired of folks poking their nose in your life without consent?
SAME HERE!
- To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of your unwarranted harassment?
- To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of you [fill in the blank] ?
- To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of your uneducated opinion?
T’wat Do I Owe The Pleasure
$66.00
TWAT 1.0 - The OG Teez.
Twatters gonna twat! It seems that more than ever we have folks sticking their noses where they really don't belong.

Essen Ehm
Power Top No R Fitted T-Shirt
$66.00
Essen Ehm took over this design at Khaj's request. To give a jolt, if you will.
Don't just stand there. Model!
Drake It Until You Make It
$66.00
Drake It Until You Make It with the rugged and dependability of Drake.
Inclusive Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan
$75.00
Health care is not a privilege.
Health care is a right.
Health care is our responsibility.
Denial is not Health Care.
[ My Health Care Is None Of Your Business Period / Essen Ehm ]
Don’t just stand there. Model.
The major portion of proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to; Mercury Stardust's 2nd Annual TikTok-a-Thon for Trans Healthcare. Last year, Mercury planned to raise $24,000 in 24 hours, but what she ended up doing was igniting her audience to raise $120,000+ in a day. This year, she aims to raise $1 million for trans healthcare in 30 hours, live on screen!
Shipping included for all orders delivered to an address in the USA.
Duck Duck Goose T-Shirt
$66.00
Duck Duck Goose—a childhood game of speed, strategy, and the fine art of betrayal. But in Canada, this isn’t just a game. It’s survival training.
And yes, we illustrated this as a dinosaur. Because honestly? That’s about the best way to capture the sheer, unrelenting ire of a Canada Goose.
C Word T-Shirt
$66.00
Some words get you in trouble. This one gets you a round of applause in the Great White North.
Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remind the world that not all C-words are created equal.
LEM SYN DETOX High End Stainless Steel Beverage Vessel
DETOX Stainless Steel Beverage Vessel
SQUIRREL! Wood Morning Mug
Wood Morning Midnight Tartan