
Touched by the Duck of Essen Ehm – TWAT 3.0
NEW & IMPROVED
T’Wat 3.0
$66.00
TWAT 3.0 - Touched by the Duck of Essen Ehm.
Twatters gonna twat! Quackers gonna QUACK.



Tired of folks poking their nose in your life without consent?
SAME HERE!
- To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of your unwarranted harassment?
- To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of you [fill in the blank] ?
- To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of your uneducated opinion?
T’wat Do I Owe The Pleasure
$66.00
TWAT 1.0 - The OG Teez.
Twatters gonna twat! It seems that more than ever we have folks sticking their noses where they really don't belong.

Essen Ehm
Our Bot Tom
$66.00
This is Tom. Tom is a Bot, but not just any Bot; he's a quantum marvel!
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Duck Duck Moose T-Shirt
$66.00
You see, our geese aren’t your average fluffy farm birds. Canadian wildlife doesn’t mess around. Try tapping a Canada Goose on the head and you’ll quickly learn that they are the final boss of the animal kingdom.
That’s why, in Canada, we’ve adapted—Duck Duck Moose. A game of strategy, reflexes, and the sheer will to live as a 900-pound moose decides you’re it.
Under Cover Disability
$66.00
A Statement Tee by Essen Ehm
Penetrate the silence. "Under Cover Disability" flips the script on ableism—no obscure messaging, just truth-telling on cotton.
One shirt. One message. One chance to wear your stance.
Top Bolt
$66.00
Top.
Always remember, "left liberates, right restricts" when you are threading your nuts, bolts and screws!
Don't just stand there! MODEL!
xx,
Essen Ehm
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Wood Morning Friendship Tartan Mug