META 4 for Metaphor
$66.00
Unlock your mind with META 4.
A metaphorical marvel, designed to ignite thought and curiosity.
You are the masterpiece! Don't just stand there... MODEL!
xx,
Essen Ehm
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Left Liberates. Right Restricts.
$66.00
Turn to the left to liberate. Turn to the right to restrict.
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Duck Row in No R
$66.00
Even when you have all your ducks in a row...
You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion.
That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it!
Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece!
xx - turnip
Duck Row in Rooj
$66.00
Even when you have all your ducks in a row...
You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion.
That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it!
Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece!
xx - turnip
Duck Row in Joan
$66.00
Even when you have all your ducks in a row...
You don't gotta give a duck about anyone else' opinion.
That is what Essen Ehm calls "Quack-ceptance" - waddle into it!
Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece!
xx - turnip
Duck Duck Moose T-Shirt
$66.00
You see, our geese aren’t your average fluffy farm birds. Canadian wildlife doesn’t mess around. Try tapping a Canada Goose on the head and you’ll quickly learn that they are the final boss of the animal kingdom.
That’s why, in Canada, we’ve adapted—Duck Duck Moose. A game of strategy, reflexes, and the sheer will to live as a 900-pound moose decides you’re it.
Duck Duck Moose Mug
Price range: $26.00 through $28.00
Duck Duck Moose: You see, our geese aren’t your average fluffy farm birds. Canadian wildlife doesn’t mess around.
Try tapping a Canada Goose on the head and you’ll quickly learn that they are the final boss of the animal kingdom.
That’s why, in Canada, we’ve adapted—Duck Duck Moose. A game of strategy, reflexes, and the sheer will to live as a 900-pound moose decides you’re it. Ya gotta work up to the Goose.
Does This T-Shirt Make Me Look Orange?
$66.00
Excuse me friend, I have a quick question...
Does this t-shirt make me look orange?
Don't just stand there. Model!
The Duck could not resist the urge for this one. Only available for a limited time. How limited...no one knows yet.
Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Vare
$75.00
Health care is not a privilege.
Health care is a right.
Health care is our responsibility.
Denial is not Health Care.
[ My Health Care Is None Of Your Business Period / Essen Ehm ]
Don’t just stand there. Model.
The major portion of proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to; Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood delivers vital reproductive health care, sex education, and information to millions of people worldwide.
Shipping included for all orders delivered to an address in the USA.
Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan
$75.00
Health care is not a privilege.
Health care is a right.
Health care is our responsibility.
Denial is not Health Care
[ My Health Care Is None Of Your Business Period / Essen Ehm ]
Don’t just stand there. Model.
The major portion of proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to; Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood delivers vital reproductive health care, sex education, and information to millions of people worldwide.
Shipping included for all orders delivered to an address in the USA.
Inclusive Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Vare
$75.00
Health care is not a privilege.
Health care is a right.
Health care is our responsibility.
Denial is not Health Care.
[ My Health Care Is None Of Your Business Period / Essen Ehm ]
Don’t just stand there. Model.
The major portion of proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to; Mercury Stardust's 2nd Annual TikTok-a-Thon for Trans Healthcare. Last year, Mercury planned to raise $24,000 in 24 hours, but what she ended up doing was igniting her audience to raise $120,000+ in a day. This year, she aims to raise $1 million for trans healthcare in 30 hours, live on screen!
Shipping included for all orders delivered to an address in the USA.
Inclusive Health Care is not a Duck’ing Crime – Joan
$75.00
Health care is not a privilege.
Health care is a right.
Health care is our responsibility.
Denial is not Health Care.
[ My Health Care Is None Of Your Business Period / Essen Ehm ]
Don’t just stand there. Model.
The major portion of proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to; Mercury Stardust's 2nd Annual TikTok-a-Thon for Trans Healthcare. Last year, Mercury planned to raise $24,000 in 24 hours, but what she ended up doing was igniting her audience to raise $120,000+ in a day. This year, she aims to raise $1 million for trans healthcare in 30 hours, live on screen!
Shipping included for all orders delivered to an address in the USA.