Woodie Hoodie 2025 – The Wilbur
$118.00
The wait is over! Introducing "WILBUR" -- our Woodie Hoodie for 2025!
Order yours before January 2025 is over and get FREE SHIPPING!
Wood Morning Woodie Tartan Pullover
$118.00
Start your day the Wood Morning way with this premium-quality, cozy pullover. Designed to be your ultimate companion, whether you’re hiking the hills, sipping coffee at the cabin, or lounging around in style.
This pullover combines timeless tartan style with modern comfort, featuring soft, breathable fabric and a tailored fit that makes it a versatile must-have. Whether you're braving the outdoors or just enjoying a laid-back morning, it offers the warmth and durability you can count on
4U2PN2 MECH ORANGE
$66.00
Looking for a piss top with some wit? Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm.
1. Wear this shirt. (after purchase of course)
2. Frequent favourite establishment of entertainment
3. Unhinge jaw.
4. Stand in visible spot.
5. Enjoy.
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Cock Ring Around The Collar
$66.00
A bold and provocative statement piece that’s sure to raise eyebrows, at the very least.
Don't just stand there. Essen Ehm!
4 Play Meta 4
$66.00
Up for some 4 play...?
Don't just stand there. Model!
xx,
Essen Ehm
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Rain On Me
$66.00Inspired by a very unexpected parking brake malfunction, a fire hydrant and one very expected desert flirtation.
WHAT MAKES THIS T-SHIRT COOL
- Moisture-friendly cotton blend
- Designed for impact. And aftermath.
- Looks innocent. Isn’t.
- Pairs well with short shorts, bad decisions, and overnight stays
- A shirt designed to get drenched, worn with pride, and with a lot of intention.
Got Nut
$66.00
Got nut? Wanna nut? Let's nut?
Versatility is key for some, but the truth remains, "Left liberates. Right Restricts."
Don't just stand there --- NUT!
xx, Essen Ehm
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Where The Hose At?
$66.00
Simple question. Where the host at, boys?
Don't just stand there. Model! You are the masterpiece.
Intrigued by our other colour schemes? Drop a line and talk to TURNIP.
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Bottom Bolt
$66.00
Remember when working with your; nuts, bolts and screws -- Left Liberates. Right Restricts!
Not just a double-entendre, a good life lesson too!
Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece!
xx,
Essen Ehm
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Top Bolt
$66.00
Top.
Always remember, "left liberates, right restricts" when you are threading your nuts, bolts and screws!
Don't just stand there! MODEL!
xx,
Essen Ehm
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