Stay hydrated in style and responsibly. The universe is big; but not big enough for waste!
LEM SYN AVNV Shaker Pint Glass
$38.00
After a long day of interstellar travel, relax with your favourite sophisticated drink in a glass that celebrates the spirit of Citrozenship!
LEM SYN AVNV Travel Tumbler
$48.00
Indulge in the art of savouring every sip, cocooned in both opulence and comfort, courtesy of our distinguished travel mug.
A Stiff Brew and Cheeks Full of Nuts
$26.00
The perfect day starts with a Wood Morning.
And a Wood Morning starts with a STIFF brew, and for a good dose of protein.
Perhaps, a cheek full of nut(s)?
Tawp
$66.00
Tawp by Essen Ehm
Where all the Tops at?
Don't Just Stand There. MODEL!
You are the masterpiece!
xx, SM
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Our Bot Tom
$66.00
This is Tom. Tom is a Bot, but not just any Bot; he's a quantum marvel!
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UVGAWT … Two More Wishes
$66.00
You've got 2 more wishes.
Here is a clever way to meet, or perhaps "meat" people. If they figure out the riddle, could they be worthy of 2 more wishes?
Don't just stand there... MODEL!
You are the masterpiece!
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4 Play Meta 4
$66.00
Up for some 4 play...?
Don't just stand there. Model!
xx,
Essen Ehm
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Rain On Me
$66.00Inspired by a very unexpected parking brake malfunction, a fire hydrant and one very expected desert flirtation.
WHAT MAKES THIS T-SHIRT COOL
- Moisture-friendly cotton blend
- Designed for impact. And aftermath.
- Looks innocent. Isn’t.
- Pairs well with short shorts, bad decisions, and overnight stays
- A shirt designed to get drenched, worn with pride, and with a lot of intention.
Got Nut
$66.00
Got nut? Wanna nut? Let's nut?
Versatility is key for some, but the truth remains, "Left liberates. Right Restricts."
Don't just stand there --- NUT!
xx, Essen Ehm
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Where The Hose At?
$66.00
Simple question. Where the host at, boys?
Don't just stand there. Model! You are the masterpiece.
Intrigued by our other colour schemes? Drop a line and talk to TURNIP.
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Bottom Bolt
$66.00
Remember when working with your; nuts, bolts and screws -- Left Liberates. Right Restricts!
Not just a double-entendre, a good life lesson too!
Don't just stand there! MODEL! You are the masterpiece!
xx,
Essen Ehm
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4 Emergency Use Only Stainless Steel Flask
Health Care is not a Duck'ing Crime - Joan


























