
Touched by the Duck of Essen Ehm – TWAT 3.0
NEW & IMPROVED
T’Wat 3.0
$66.00
TWAT 3.0 - Touched by the Duck of Essen Ehm.
Twatters gonna twat! Quackers gonna QUACK.



Tired of folks poking their nose in your life without consent?
SAME HERE!
- To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of your unwarranted harassment?
- To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of you [fill in the blank] ?
- To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of your uneducated opinion?
T’wat Do I Owe The Pleasure
$66.00
TWAT 1.0 - The OG Teez.
Twatters gonna twat! It seems that more than ever we have folks sticking their noses where they really don't belong.

Essen Ehm
Red 4 Filth Hiker T-Shirt
$66.00
Red 4 Filth. Most will query, less will heed the warning.
Our Hiker T-Shirt is straight cut. Also available in our Menz Fitted T-shirt. Available in Womynz Fitted T-shirt upon request.
Still A Gay
$66.00
Pride Month may be over; yet surprise, we are all still gay AF 'round here.
The superfluous "A" is intentional -- wink wink.
Where The Hose At?
$66.00
Simple question. Where the host at, boys?
Don't just stand there. Model! You are the masterpiece.
Intrigued by our other colour schemes? Drop a line and talk to TURNIP.
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T’Wat 3.0
$66.00
TWAT 3.0 - Touched by the Duck of Essen Ehm.
Twatters gonna twat! Quackers gonna QUACK.
Health Care is not a Duck'ing Crime - Joan
Detox - Hot Beverage Tumbler