WOOD MORNING
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We Dip the Whole Donut
$70.00Wood Morning B ‘n B
$28.00Got Brew?
$30.00See Word
$66.00
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Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum
$66.00
Data is binary. Life thrives in the Spectrum--all spectrums.
Dance to the beat of your own drum and your tribe will follow!
Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum
$30.00 – $32.00
Your place in the Spectrum is that - YOURS!
Feel free to take the time ya need to use this mug to get your daily fix to get you and your superpowers going!
Data is binary. Truth lives in the Spectrum.
Woodie Hoodie 2025 – The Wilbur
$118.00
The wait is over! Introducing "WILBUR" -- our Woodie Hoodie for 2025!
Order yours before January 2025 is over and get FREE SHIPPING!
LEM SYN
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LEMSYN Pilot Eye Exam T-Shirt
$66.00
All pilots of The Lemonade Syndicate must undergo rigorous testing.
STABILIZE High End Stainless Steel Beverage Vessel
$58.00
Citrozens enjoy hot and cold drinks on the go with this stylish stainless steel tumbler!
Major Torque Imbalance Low End Mug
$26.00 – $30.00
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PINK
spread kindness - change lives
The Blue T-Shirt
$66.00
WEAR BLUE – A Symbol of Trust, Serenity, and Advocacy
Blue embodies depth, wisdom, and stability. Wearing blue signifies support for various critical causes that touch lives globally.
The Purple T-Shirt
$66.00
This PURPLE Wear PINK Label Tee is designed for those who believe in action. Whether you’re raising awareness for domestic violence survivors, supporting epilepsy research, advocating for LGBTQ+ youth, or amplifying the fight against pancreatic cancer—this shirt is a reminder that small actions can spark big change.
The PINK T-Shirt Triblend
$70.00
WEAR PINK – A SYMBOL OF LOVE, STRENGTH, AND SOLIDARITY
Pink is more than a colour—it’s a statement of resilience, compassion, and unity. It embodies the fight against adversity, the celebration of identity, and the unwavering support for those facing life’s toughest battles.
Vintage look for an age old principle; kindness is one size fits all.