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A stylish and comfortable t-shirt and hoodie with a classic tartan print. Pair it up with our mug for your favourite morning brew!Got Wood?Got Hood? Wood Morning Coffee Cabin
Which One Are You? The Moron or the Slut?
Which One Are You? The Moron or the Slut?

Must Be Decaf – A Very Mouthy Mug

Price range: $26.00 through $30.00
Which one are you? The moron, or the slut? Filters? Those are for coffee. If your morning brew can’t keep up with the conversation—must be decaf.
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Very Mouthy Tee from Wood Morning Coffee Cabin
Very Mouthy Tee from Wood Morning Coffee Cabin

Very Mouthy Wood Morning

$66.00
The shirt that says what everyone’s thinking—without you having to open your mouth. Equal parts sass and suggestion, fresh from the Wood Morning Coffee Cabin. [tt_hiker_short]
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Mister Mustachio T-Shirt
Mister Mustachio T-Shirt

Mister Mustachio T-Shirt

$66.00

Mo’ ‘stache, less stress.

Meet Mister Mustachio — equal parts beefcake, barbershop, and burlesque.
He’s bold. He’s brushed. And he’s living rent-free on your chest.
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Widdicombe, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman & Black
Widdicombe, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman & Black

Widdicombe, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman & Black

$66.00
Answer the call… if you can get the name right. From the desks of Widdicombe, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman & Black, this campy tee keeps you cool when the script gets long. You don’t need a degree in diction to wear this shirt—but it helps.
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Support TURNIP STYLE

Support TURNIP STYLE

Price range: $3.00 through $50.00
Love what you just read? Help keep TURNIPSTYLE running and our creators caffeinated. Every dollar helps us stay fiercely independent and proudly queer.
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We Dip the Whole Donut - The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin T-Shirt
We Dip the Whole Donut - The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin T-Shirt

We Dip the Whole Donut

$70.00
When we dip your donut at the Wood Morning Coffee Cabin ....we DIP your whole donut! We frost from "edge to edge" and "rim to rim" -- every last detail is important to us. We take our baking seriously and yet for some reason... the "w" keeps falling off these t-shirts and yet they remain so popular! Read the "hole" story below.
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C Word T-Shirt
C Word T-Shirt

C Word T-Shirt

$66.00
Some words get you in trouble. This one gets you a round of applause in the Great White North. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remind the world that not all C-words are created equal.
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Funny C-Word Mug – Canuck Pride by Essen Ehm
Funny C-Word Mug – Canuck Pride by Essen Ehm

C Word Mug

Price range: $26.00 through $28.00
Some words get 'one' in trouble. Enough said - drink up!
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Duck Duck Goose - White on Red T-Shirt
Duck Duck Goose - White on Red T-Shirt

Duck Duck Goose T-Shirt

$66.00
Duck Duck Goose—a childhood game of speed, strategy, and the fine art of betrayal. But in Canada, this isn’t just a game. It’s survival training. And yes, we illustrated this as a dinosaur. Because honestly? That’s about the best way to capture the sheer, unrelenting ire of a Canada Goose.
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The Duck Duck Goose Collection Black and White Mugs
Duck Duck Collection White Ceramic Mug - handle to the Left

Duck Duck Goose Mug

Price range: $26.00 through $28.00
If you grew up in Canada, you already know the risks: Walk too close to a goose? Mistake. Try to befriend it? Foolish. Lock eyes for too long? You’ve already lost. You see, in most places, a goose is just an overly confident duck. But in Canada? A Canada Goose is a living, breathing hazard. A territorial nightmare. Duck Duck Goose on White by Essen Ehm
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Duck Duck Canuck Mug Collection - Black and White
Duck Duck Collection White Ceramic Mug - handle to the Left

Duck Duck Canuck Mug

Price range: $26.00 through $28.00
Duck Duck Canuck. The most unpredictable of them all. You might think you're just tapping a friendly Canadian on the head, but in a true Canuck twist, they might apologize, offer you a Timbit, or—if you catch them in a playoff season... Duck Duck Cancuk by Essen Ehm on White
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