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A stylish and comfortable t-shirt and hoodie with a classic tartan print. Pair it up with our mug for your favourite morning brew!Got Wood?Got Hood? Wood Morning Coffee Cabin
Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum
Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum

Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum

$66.00
Data is binary. Life thrives in the Spectrum--all spectrums. Dance to the beat of your own drum and your tribe will follow!
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Under Cover Sarcasm T-shirt by Essen Ehm at TURNIP TEEZ
Under Cover Sarcasm T-shirt by Essen Ehm at TURNIP TEEZ

Under Cover Sarcasm

$66.00
Under Cover in Plain Sight. Be careful who you hate -- it could end up being someone you love. Sometimes some blatant and uncomfortable sarcasm is just what the situation needs!  
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Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum
Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum

Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum

$30.00 – $32.00
Your place in the Spectrum is that - YOURS! Feel free to take the time ya need to use this mug to get your daily fix to get you and your superpowers going! Data is binary. Truth lives in the Spectrum.
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Blue n Gold Socks // Essen Ehm Mug 11
Essen Ehm Socks Mug

Essen Ehm Socks Mug

$26.00 – $30.00
Perfect mug for a lazy Saturday morning, in your sport socks. Find your perfect size and favourite colours!
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Always Over Caulk - Demisexual Flag
Always Over Caulk - Demisexual Flag

Always Over Caulk – Demi

$66.00
Of course some rooms need some extra details that one wants to explore in order to get the most out of their surroundings. Of course you are going to want to "demi" up in there. Once you found a caulk that works right for you....rock it with your caulk out!
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Always Over Caulk Prism Tshirt by Essen Ehm
Always Over Caulk Prism Tshirt by Essen Ehm

Always Over Caulk – Prism

$66.00
Of course I knew some folks would take exception to my satirical take on the joys of caulk. As such, I am very happy to present this, the Prism, installation of the "Always Over Caulk" series. Kitchens, wet rooms, locker rooms, showers, gyms....any where with tiles really, have enjoyed an explosion of colour and moods. Why shouldn't your caulk match that energy? When it doubt - Caulk It Out!
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Always Over Caulk - Bisexual Flag
Always Over Caulk - Bisexual Flag

Always Over Caulk – Bidirect

$66.00
Not every room in your home is restricted to just one activity or interest. So why would you settle for anything less for your caulk as well! Bidirectional Caulk! Every direction is an adventure!
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Always Over Cock Tshirt by Essen Ehm
Always Over Cock Tshirt by Essen Ehm

Always Over Cock

$66.00
Want to avoid dripping? Over cock! Want to avoid leaking? Over cock! Need a good strong seal? Over cock! Want to get ahead in life? Always, over cock!
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Major Torque Imbalance T-Shirt
Major Torque Imbalance T-Shirt

Major Torque Imbalance T-Shirt

$66.00
A wise woman once said, and some would argue a little too late, she said; "and now a warning...". Perhaps this t-shirt might serve as a better warning! Wink!
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lemonäd sindikit
lemonäd sindikit

lemonäd sindikit

$66.00
welcum tu tha lemonäd sindikit.
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sindikätud
sindikätud

sindikätud

$66.00
Have you been "syndicated"?
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spektrum
spektrum

spektrum

$66.00
Data is binary. The secrets live in the spektrum.
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