Touched by the Duck of Essen Ehm – TWAT 3.0
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T’Wat 3.0
$66.00
TWAT 3.0 - Touched by the Duck of Essen Ehm.
Twatters gonna twat! Quackers gonna QUACK.
Tired of folks poking their nose in your life without consent?
SAME HERE!
- To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of your unwarranted harassment?
- To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of you [fill in the blank] ?
- To What Do We Owe the Pleasure of your uneducated opinion?
T’wat Do I Owe The Pleasure
$66.00
TWAT 1.0 - The OG Teez.
Twatters gonna twat! It seems that more than ever we have folks sticking their noses where they really don't belong.
Essen Ehm
Cock Pig 2.0 GG
$66.00
If you are subtle, like myself, you are sure to enjoy this Essen Ehm Tee. Don’t just stand there. Model!
Got Nut
$66.00
Got nut? Wanna nut? Let's nut?
Versatility is key for some, but the truth remains, "Left liberates. Right Restricts."
Don't just stand there --- NUT!
xx, Essen Ehm
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Pipe Cleaner T-shirt No R
$66.00
Put it out there in plain black and white - let's piss off some more right wing nuts.
Duck Duck Moose T-Shirt
$66.00
You see, our geese aren’t your average fluffy farm birds. Canadian wildlife doesn’t mess around. Try tapping a Canada Goose on the head and you’ll quickly learn that they are the final boss of the animal kingdom.
That’s why, in Canada, we’ve adapted—Duck Duck Moose. A game of strategy, reflexes, and the sheer will to live as a 900-pound moose decides you’re it.
