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A stylish and comfortable t-shirt and hoodie with a classic tartan print. Pair it up with our mug for your favourite morning brew!Got Wood?Got Hood? Wood Morning Coffee Cabin
Always Over Caulk Prism Tshirt by Essen Ehm
Always Over Caulk Prism Tshirt by Essen Ehm

Always Over Caulk – Prism

$66.00
Of course I knew some folks would take exception to my satirical take on the joys of caulk. As such, I am very happy to present this, the Prism, installation of the "Always Over Caulk" series. Kitchens, wet rooms, locker rooms, showers, gyms....any where with tiles really, have enjoyed an explosion of colour and moods. Why shouldn't your caulk match that energy? When it doubt - Caulk It Out!
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Still No Sleeves
Still No Sleeves

Still No Sleeves

$66.00
Have some fresh fun while you Stand & Model in the Essen Ehm Sleeveless Tee. Sleeveless isn't just for Pride. It's a way of life.
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Still A Dyke
Still A Dyke

Still A Dyke

$66.00
Pride Month may be over; yet surprise, we are all still 'dyke' AF 'round here.
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Still A Gay
Still A Gay

Still A Gay

$66.00
Pride Month may be over; yet surprise, we are all still gay AF 'round here. The superfluous "A" is intentional -- wink wink.  
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Tater Top T-shirt - Essen Ehem - Red on White
Tater Top T-shirt - Essen Ehem - White on Black

Tater Top T-Shirt

$66.00
Being that Tops seem to be an endangered species, TURNIP TEEZ felt it important that we celebrate all tops. Especially them sexy short ones! Exclusively available in sizes; extra-small, small and medium?
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