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Wood Morning Vintage Tartan Heritage Hoodie Black

Wood Morning Vintage Tartan Heritage Hoodie Royal Blue

Wood Morning Woodie Tartan Pullover

$118.00

Start your day the Wood Morning way with this premium-quality, cozy pullover. Designed to be your ultimate companion, whether you’re hiking the hills, sipping coffee at the cabin, or lounging around in style. This pullover combines timeless tartan style with modern comfort, featuring soft, breathable fabric and a tailored fit that makes it a versatile must-have. Whether you're braving the outdoors or just enjoying a laid-back morning, it offers the warmth and durability you can count on

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Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum

$66.00

Binary’s for code. Life’s lived in the spectrum.
This tee isn’t about fitting in — it’s about standing out, signalling your beat to those tuned into your frequency. Drum loud. The right ones will hear it.

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Under Cover Sarcasm

$66.00

Under Cover in Plain Sight. Be careful who you hate -- it could end up being someone you love. Sometimes some blatant and uncomfortable sarcasm is just what the situation needs!

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Eye Heart the Spec of Your Trum

Your spectrum. Your power. Your mug.
Fuel up with whatever gets your neurons firing and your queer superpowers activated. Binary may be for code, but your truth lives in full colour — and this mug gets it.

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Essen Ehm Socks Mug

Perfect mug for a lazy Saturday morning, in your sport socks. Find your perfect size and favourite colours!

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Always Over Caulk – Demi

$66.00

Of course some rooms need some extra details that one wants to explore in order to get the most out of their surroundings. Of course you are going to want to "demi" up in there. Once you found a caulk that works right for you....rock it with your caulk out!

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Always Over Caulk – Prism

$66.00

Of course I knew some folks would take exception to my satirical take on the joys of caulk. As such, I am very happy to present this, the Prism, installation of the "Always Over Caulk" series. Kitchens, wet rooms, locker rooms, showers, gyms....any where with tiles really, have enjoyed an explosion of colour and moods. Why shouldn't your caulk match that energy? When it doubt - Caulk It Out!

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Always Over Caulk – Bidirect

$66.00

Not every room in your home is restricted to just one activity or interest. So why would you settle for anything less for your caulk as well! Bidirectional Caulk! Every direction is an adventure!

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Always Over Cock

$66.00

The Always Over Cock tee by Essen Ehm is bold, unapologetically queer, and built for bodies of all kinds — from XS to 5XL. Crafted from soft, lightweight 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s the perfect fit for standing out, showing up, and stirring things up.

🔥 Now 10% off all Pride Month.

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Major Torque Imbalance T-Shirt

$66.00

A wise woman once said, and some would argue a little too late, she said; "and now a warning...". Perhaps this t-shirt might serve as a better warning! Wink!

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